LxLight- Warning weirdest shit ever

L and light have penises but are very small even when hard. Light was just a little bigger than L btw (known from experience) obvi you can't be hella and have a huge dīck so the guys at least have looks. Whatever tho. Ok so this is a story on How Light and L frickity frack every hour on the hour and Sometimes they get off by cows and subway sandwiches. So one day L was working at subway and Light came to see L and they were gonna fuck, etc. but when lights dad comes into Subway he ends up Geting penis sauce on his sandwich. Now it's time to figure out how.
~Cow