Jake From StateFarm: one shots
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Jake from StateFarm, everyone in the United States recognizes the famous name. These ones shots are about him and his adventures with a girl named Kathleen. Some of the one shots will have multiple parts while others will be just stand alone, Feel free to read, but the content of this book will be very sexual and young readers should avoid. Thanks.
(I'm actually writing this for my friend)(lol)(Jake from StateFarm is a nickname for her boyfriend)(and she kinda wants me to write these)(so okay)(bye now)
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