Branch Danger

"It all just kinda happened."
"My dad was an irresponsible scientist."
"I needed an after school job."
"And by accident, he made me indestructible."
"I went to this crazy store, and met a pretty interesting guy."
"Now I protect the good citizens of Swellview."
"Who call me."
"And he turned out to be..."
"You know the name"
"Captain Troll!"

"In time I realized being a superhero is a lot to handle alone."
"He wanted some help."
"I needed a sidekick."

"Now we blow bubbles."
"And fight crime."
"Feels gooood!"