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I pee in my pants sometimes when i get nervous
I pee in my pants sometimes when i...
Blootac74-recovery
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Blootac74-recovery
Ongoing
Ongoing, First published Aug 05, 2021
Mature
Oh woopsie doo that was just a poo
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Yall know me well enough by now to know im not funny enough to make this
Thu, Aug 5, 2021
SKEKEORKDIIDDJENENDNND
Thu, Aug 5, 2021
god let me find it and clip it
Fri, Aug 6, 2021
Picturing jessie saying 'his eyes are blue' so casually and unphased
Sat, Aug 7, 2021
Incorrect quotes time! No im sorry just this one dw
Sat, Aug 7, 2021
SORRY SORRY I KNOW WHAT I JUST SAID BUT I SAW THIS RIGHT AFTER
Sat, Aug 7, 2021
want doof, alphys, undyne and perry to play cards together
Sun, Aug 8, 2021
Alphys comments shit like 'omg!!! o_O 1:36 XD' under doofs daily dirt
Mon, Aug 9, 2021
'*do not erase*' 'Oh fr? On god? Just like that?'
Tue, Aug 10, 2021
MDMFKDKDK
Tue, Aug 10, 2021
God...
Wed, Aug 11, 2021
I did not go through 6 years of ninja school just to be called doctor baljeet
Wed, Aug 11, 2021
MDMFMFKFKFKDMEMFN literally toriel wtf
Wed, Aug 11, 2021
'Hmm. I wonder why they think that. Must be that foster care system'
Wed, Aug 11, 2021
Reverse rickroll is an INSPIRED phrase
Wed, Aug 11, 2021
This just in: grillby is heartless
Wed, Aug 11, 2021
God my sense of humour is so fucked
Wed, Aug 11, 2021
KSKDKFDKDKF sorry
Wed, Aug 11, 2021
I see a character i dont recognise and my brain instantly says this
Wed, Aug 11, 2021
ELLFKFKFKF i dont know why this mental image murdered me
Wed, Aug 11, 2021
This idea came to me and im gonna shit
Wed, Aug 11, 2021
Obsessed w the fact that baljeet is a closeted shitpost
Wed, Aug 11, 2021
KLSKDKDKD i can be on board with this ship if only for the jokes
Wed, Aug 11, 2021
KEKDKDKEKEKKDLSLDK PLEASE
Thu, Aug 12, 2021
Just a completely unhinged person but like. very well disguised
Thu, Aug 12, 2021
Yeah. Yeah. Its him
Fri, Aug 13, 2021
Whatever this character archertype is discord mlp is the inverse
Fri, Aug 13, 2021
Half of what baljeet says is sarcasm yet he's still somehow literal
Fri, Aug 13, 2021
He buys fake tattoos and indignantly argues they're not just for kids
Fri, Aug 13, 2021
Good haul
Fri, Aug 13, 2021
I am right
Fri, Aug 13, 2021
he sounds so irrationally angry with his former self fkckdkdkf
Mon, Aug 16, 2021
Tiny and angry byoof is best take
Tue, Aug 17, 2021
Sup punk. Im chet
Wed, Aug 18, 2021
(tw: blood, gun) when the fucking music started i lost it
Wed, Aug 18, 2021
the fact that the creator liked it sdgjsdhndfhdf
Wed, Aug 18, 2021
The vanessa fred thing is canon and you cant convince me otherwise :)
Wed, Aug 18, 2021
FNFKDKDKDKDKDK lost it here
Fri, Aug 20, 2021
If thats not enough i completed one whole pokemon nuzlocke on X 😎
Fri, Aug 20, 2021
The courts never said she couldnt be in just couldng be profited from
Fri, Aug 20, 2021
It looks so fun...
Fri, Aug 20, 2021
I was a katsuma kid and still am
Fri, Aug 20, 2021
*baljeet voice* i COMMAND you to stop.
Mon, Aug 23, 2021
Im wearing a mesh shirt. You guys probably want me to burn it but i wont
Mon, Aug 23, 2021
Ok he does for kids but thats it. Aspec legend
Mon, Aug 23, 2021
[REDACTED]
Mon, Aug 23, 2021
I did the rythm game for this song as a joke and now im forever cursed
Tue, Aug 24, 2021
Idiot (affectionate)
Wed, Aug 25, 2021
Yall so annoying ldlckdkdk
Wed, Aug 25, 2021
Shawty like a melody is already hysterical go me for reasons i cant explain
Wed, Aug 25, 2021
puppe,,,,
Wed, Aug 25, 2021
Dee is underrated
Wed, Aug 25, 2021
My sense of humour is like the elephants foot
Wed, Aug 25, 2021
MDMFMFKFMDKDM
Thu, Aug 26, 2021
Death and 9/11 ment tw
Fri, Aug 27, 2021
Life imitates art
Sat, Aug 28, 2021
That last one is technically cheating but. Come on
Sat, Aug 28, 2021
Flelekdkfkdke
Sat, Aug 28, 2021
You cant see in this pic but there was ANOTHER bus in front of us too
Sat, Aug 28, 2021
Im lady goo. Goo goo, goo goo! Im lady goo. Waaah. Ohmygood
Sun, Aug 29, 2021
This int a game theory character assassination btw fkckek i just think its funny
Mon, Aug 30, 2021
Oddysey gets an honerable mention for the end cutscene
Mon, Aug 30, 2021
God the cutscenes in that game are so good he's such a big dork
Mon, Aug 30, 2021
god this reminds me yesterday i thot mum was a burglar
Mon, Aug 30, 2021
Candace is so dumb i love her djdkrkdkdkked
Tue, Aug 31, 2021
Buford as that clip of tom emptying out doritos saying 'there are 80 genders'
Tue, Aug 31, 2021
I think buford would actually be a good cook BUT
Tue, Aug 31, 2021
DLKFKEKDKDKD fuck but he would. FUCK. HE WOULD
Tue, Aug 31, 2021
Cursed pnf youtube channel
Tue, Aug 31, 2021
Call that nombinary! I stole this joke
Tue, Aug 31, 2021
Bit of a uh. Bit of a woopsie on my part there
Tue, Aug 31, 2021
Same energy as 'had the worst toast buttering experience today'
Tue, Aug 31, 2021
Thats the true dynamic right there
Tue, Aug 31, 2021
Im????
Wed, Sep 1, 2021
candace flynn aesthetic
Wed, Sep 1, 2021
Why did this comment make me lose it
Wed, Sep 1, 2021
All incorrect quotes
Wed, Sep 1, 2021
'Honestly this is much more effort than i was expecting from him'
Thu, Sep 2, 2021
Smdkekkdkfk
Thu, Sep 2, 2021
And his bio has 'im baby' in it
Thu, Sep 2, 2021
Writing this was a spiritual experience
Thu, Sep 2, 2021
What are you talking about i have only the best pnf takes
Thu, Sep 2, 2021
But the info is all the same.
Thu, Sep 2, 2021
Would be MORTIFIED if his friends ever found this account
Thu, Sep 2, 2021
🥺🥺🥺
Thu, Sep 2, 2021
Nobody Cares
Thu, Sep 2, 2021
Anyway moving on from buford posting-
Thu, Sep 2, 2021
Biffany: this is my son! Buford: ??? you only have one kid????
Thu, Sep 2, 2021
It'll twist your melon it'll turn your gut man is this ride sweet or whaaat
Thu, Sep 2, 2021
OBSESSED w the tsuchinoko its so dumb i just wanna hug it
Thu, Sep 2, 2021
Pnf hot takes time!!!!
Fri, Sep 3, 2021
If korean banner doofenshmirtz cumface loses me another account i stg
Fri, Sep 3, 2021
wooo yeah we groovin
Sat, Sep 4, 2021
BRO?????????????????????????????????????
Sat, Sep 4, 2021
read this in the voice of a generic, serious fictional US president
Sat, Sep 4, 2021
Absolutely mental tradition, that's awesome fkckdkf
Sun, Sep 5, 2021
Idk if he's better its never been my place to forgive him so i dont care
Sun, Sep 5, 2021
Me listening to this song scares myself. Like im Never that nice that int me
Sun, Sep 5, 2021
Not to make the most cursed crossover possible but. It kinda fits
Wed, Sep 8, 2021
🎉🥳🍾
Thu, Sep 9, 2021
MEDLKDKDEKKEKDND
Sat, Sep 11, 2021
Cant stop thinking abt this audio
Sat, Sep 11, 2021
Stooop how did you make them more cute
Sat, Sep 11, 2021
Oh yeah did i ever mention i hc them as half welsh fkckekf
Mon, Sep 13, 2021
Frisk: do you speak any other languages? :) Chara: *welsh* Frisk: what the FUCK
Mon, Sep 13, 2021
Frisk, panicking: are you choking?! Can you die again?!
Mon, Sep 13, 2021
KDKFKFKDKEKKE
Mon, Sep 13, 2021
This post is literally them
Tue, Sep 14, 2021
Girl help its Just him
Tue, Sep 14, 2021
Psychological warfare
Tue, Sep 14, 2021
Whoever commented 'dutch simulator' under this vid is the funniest person alive
Tue, Sep 14, 2021
This sounds dramatic but the anxiety it fills me w makes me wanna cry
Tue, Sep 14, 2021
The morbid curiosity that keeps me coming back just makes it worse
Tue, Sep 14, 2021
Baljeets another story tho. What did they do to him. Feel like monody rn
Tue, Sep 14, 2021
The TIIINY hint of Nerd Nasal they give him adds a lot
Tue, Sep 14, 2021
MDKFKDKDKD more than one idiot in this group
Wed, Sep 15, 2021
Mention my spelling of bridge it and its ON SIGHT
Wed, Sep 15, 2021
he invented this joke but yall arent ready for that conversation
Wed, Sep 15, 2021
'Oh those kung-fu jews!'
Fri, Sep 17, 2021
Baljeet just casually dropping this line in like it's not a 1hko
Fri, Sep 17, 2021
Deltarune chapter 2 spoilers
Sat, Sep 18, 2021
????????????
Sun, Sep 19, 2021
dr chapter 2 spoilers
Sun, Sep 19, 2021
:p
Sun, Sep 19, 2021
Had to have the meaning of these explained to me but it fits them so well!!!!
Sun, Sep 19, 2021
(Tw: child abuse) nasty piece of shit. I hate him
Mon, Sep 20, 2021
Girl help i've been here nearly an hour now
Fri, Sep 24, 2021
what the fuck is happening. Guys its not april 1st help
Fri, Sep 24, 2021
😳
Fri, Sep 24, 2021
(Tw: transphobia mentions)
Fri, Sep 24, 2021
Ironically i just made some progress on an actual fic n im Proud :]
Sun, Sep 26, 2021
They're 8, lads!!!!!
Mon, Sep 27, 2021
*frisk voice* say his name. The peepee poopoo man. hA-
Mon, Sep 27, 2021
God i love them. They're such a silley childe....
Mon, Sep 27, 2021
😡 also navine's singing voice (- accent) is my kris hc voice
Tue, Sep 28, 2021
They were just pakistni at first but then i saw them slav dance
Tue, Sep 28, 2021
Didnt write down monster language for monsters cos like. Duh
Tue, Sep 28, 2021
Tw: just. Its gross dkckdkdkdkkd
Wed, Sep 29, 2021
Frisk 'fallls in love at the drop of a hat' dreemurr
Sun, Oct 3, 2021
Also the scene where the charlies are arguing over who has the higher voice
Sun, Oct 3, 2021
You've heard of charlie day luigi now get ready for
Sun, Oct 3, 2021
Obsessed
Sun, Oct 3, 2021
Toby explain yourself
Mon, Oct 11, 2021
Makes kris closing their eyes agaisnt your wishes a bit less powerful fkckekfo
Mon, Oct 11, 2021
Screaming
Mon, Oct 11, 2021
Obsessed.
Mon, Oct 11, 2021
Cant believe izzzyzzz said this and we just...let her. Grounds for canceling
Mon, Oct 11, 2021
(Tw: depiction of violent robbery) <- to be safe its VERY badly acted lol
Tue, Oct 12, 2021
Why is THIS their advice to people lmfao
Tue, Oct 12, 2021
Peak 'i barely remember this language from school' rep
Tue, Oct 12, 2021
FAV
Wed, Oct 13, 2021
Gentrification
Wed, Oct 13, 2021
Its canon that he can speak in an american accent he just Doesnt. King
Wed, Oct 13, 2021
God im so scared of what the third would sound like. God help me
Wed, Oct 13, 2021
Ok maybe we can REFERENCE sex in fics with aged up characters dkfkrkrkf
Wed, Oct 13, 2021
Obsessed. Need to find this place now
Sat, Oct 16, 2021
Last ones pikachu fkckdkd i know i barely drew his human au design
Sun, Oct 17, 2021
Life hack! If you're having a meltdown spend a day on picrew!
Sun, Oct 17, 2021
Posts that are incomprehensible to star
Sun, Oct 17, 2021
Whats the nb version of a gamer girl. Not a gamer i need the Connotation
Sun, Oct 17, 2021
:p
Sun, Oct 17, 2021
'Im just your nice shy quiet polite girl next door!!!! Susie step on me.'
Sun, Oct 17, 2021
The dynamic
Sun, Oct 17, 2021
I mean he's still a racist stereotype but they did well with what they had
Sun, Oct 17, 2021
Baljeet is the most underated character in terms of comedy he's SO funny
Sun, Oct 17, 2021
Smh
Sun, Oct 17, 2021
Toby writing divorced couples is a genre unto itself
Sun, Oct 17, 2021
Finally.
Sun, Oct 17, 2021
Spamton be like
Sun, Oct 17, 2021
Theres a fic like this already but itsjust phineas n ferb. They need their pals!
Mon, Oct 18, 2021
*baljeet voice* homosexual rights
Mon, Oct 18, 2021
:(
Mon, Oct 18, 2021
YOOOOO i bet they'd be well brill at it too. Soft is tick ated innit
Mon, Oct 18, 2021
Walking into the sound booth covered in a line leaders blood
Mon, Oct 18, 2021
Realistically he's in disguise but i think its far funnier if he's not
Mon, Oct 18, 2021
'*whisper-shouting to coworker* WTF????? WHO HIRED JESTER????'
Mon, Oct 18, 2021
'Jester what the FUCK are you talking about'
Mon, Oct 18, 2021
'Hi im jester.' 'We know.' 'We saw you on the news.'
Mon, Oct 18, 2021
Monody @ jester
Mon, Oct 18, 2021
Sidenote when did carl become a manlet
Mon, Oct 18, 2021
In 1 doof said 'ladies and gentlemen: love handle!' n i nearly shat mesen
Mon, Oct 18, 2021
Little shitbag. Obsessed
Mon, Oct 18, 2021
Also p sure i heard 'erect' in carls song
Mon, Oct 18, 2021
Part 200 lads going out on a real mature note (its the fact he emphasises it)
Mon, Oct 18, 2021
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