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Alluring Series #1 Eris Julian Monterico Started: March 30, 2020 Finished: June 30, 2020 All rights reserved 2020 Credits to Voltage Inc for the background cover.

Juariz Bachelors #1 [BXB] [MPREG] STATUS: COMPLETED Si Austine Villaluz ay isang fresh graduate sa kursong general education. He loves kids and would certainly do everything to have one as his own ngunit ang problema eh hindi niya kayang kumain ng tahong. Sa puso niya isa siyang reyna ng mga unicorn at mamatay sa ngalan ng bahaghari. Sa di inaasahang pangyayari siya ay naging instant mommy sa isang kyut na chikiting na nasagip niya mula sa mga goons na humahabol dito. Makakaya kaya niyang maging motherhood sa isang bulilit? Paano kong isang araw kumatok sa pinto niya ang ubod ng gwapong lawyer at magpakilala bilang tatay ng bata? Makakaya kaya nilang malayo sa isa't-isa? Book cover made by: @IThinkJaimenlove/ Jaime Kawit

(FHS#1) Braylee wants to make her friends happy, Denver wants to get some sleep. She's hell-bent on making the world a better place while he's desperate for some rest. When their paths crossed on a midnight bus ride, he finally found the remedy in her. But, it just so happens that he's the captain of their rival basketball team, and the enemy of her friends! Highest Rank: #1 in Humor (This is the unedited version. A cesspool of errors ahead lol)

Mico Padua has spent years harboring a quiet, desperate crush on Tyrone Rivera. Tyrone is everything Mico isn't: tall, dark, handsome, and frustratingly obnoxious. But while Mico's orientation is an open book to everyone at their university, Tyrone's heart is closed off, locked away for someone else: Katarina. ​The complication? Katarina is dating Jet-Tyrone's own cousin. ​It may sound like a familiar tale of unrequited longing, but the secrets hidden between them are anything but ordinary. In a tangle of family loyalty and silent heartbreak, some feelings are better left under lock and key. ​Step into the corridors of longing and discovery. This is the story of Locker 246. ​"...He doesn't even look at me, in the first place." - Mico Padua

Hanapan ng girlpren si bitter bestfriend na friendzoned since birth? Game!

What Sidra Everleigh wants, Sidra Everleigh gets-or at least that was the rule before she found herself trapped and alone with a shy Japanese guy in an isolated island with nothing but a dusty tent, some tuna cans, and their huge language barrier. *** After a cruise ship incident, the gorgeous yet infamous actress Sidra Everleigh Rosilla finds herself alive but trapped in an island with a shy Japanese guy as her only companion. To ease her loneliness, she humors herself with flirty antics and humorous dramatic lines that seem too much for the poor inexperienced guy. But what happens when her mission to purely flirt and have fun gets a little bit deeper with him-and it's not just her imagination? Will she be able to break their language barrier or will she get kureiji before their rescue comes? DISCLAIMER: This story is written in Taglish (with a little bit of Nihonggo) COVER DESIGN: Rayne Mariano

Nagpakasal ang isang man-hater na si Sapphire sa isang super "friendly" na lalaki na si Johann for the sake na makuha niya ang mana niya. Magkasundo naman sila ni Johann. Excempted ito sa galit niya sa mga kabaro nito. "Friends" naman kasi sila. Hanggang sa araw-araw na lang ay lagi itong topless sa loob ng bahay nila. Nahahalata niya ring nilalandi-landi siya nito. Pero ang sabi nito, "Hindi kita nilalandi. Walang malisya. Friends kaya tayo." Ay, weh? Written ©️ 2014-2015 (Published 2018/2019 by PHR)

A writer. A weird stranger. A lot of little conversations. An online understanding. Every night. 23:11.

Marriage is normally one's happily ever after in the movies, but for Aemie Ferrer-Roswell, it's just the start of a seemingly unending adventure. Can this sweet Barbie-loving airhead continue to survive the life of being wife to a Mafia boss? *** Many things changed after Aemie Ferrer became Ezekiel Roswell's wife. With the might of Yaji and Roswells combined, things should have become smooth sailing for Baby Ae and her Dong--or at least, that's what everyone thought. But with lies, secrets and betrayals constantly plaguing the two, no one knows who to trust. This time, the silly and ditzy Aemie must step up to protect everyone and everything she cherishes--including the man she loves. Will they win and overcome this battle again? Or is it the perfect time for them to accept that Mafia stories have no happy endings? DISCLAIMER: This story is in Taglish COVER DESIGNER: Rayne Mariano

What would you do if you have given the chance to live out in your favorite novel? Misty, a normal high school student was reading her favorite novel The Beauty Within when the bus her riding was caught up in an accident on her way home. She died. She was expecting to be welcomed in Heaven (since she considered herself a good girl when she was alive). Instead, she woke up on a different body. As time passes, she came to understand that she was transmigrated to the novel she loves and came to a decision that she will live on as an extra character. "As a fan of this novel, this is a chance to live out and watch all the drama with a fine wine on my left hand and a handful of cookies on my right". All Rights Reserved 2021 Highest Rank: #1- Comedy #2 - Humor TAGLISH