That One Time A Girl Sung And Saved The Universe

Conversations between two co-workers who seem to have the natural ability to piss each other off, and yet they still like working with each other.

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"Why do we have to learn how to greet customers?"
"I have no idea, we don't even talk to people here, anyway"
"So how are you gonna greet them?"
"Ah, I am probably just gonna say 'moe moe kyun ♡ how was your day～～?' How's that?"
"...officer, the criminal's over here"
"Then does 'yubi yubi!' work?"
"Are you looking to get sued!?"
"Then what way is there that's better than those two?"
"Well, I'm not sure on better, but I can guarantee one that doesn't brand you as a pervert or a criminal"
"Then is there any point in it anymore?"
"Are you aiming for a dismissal speedrun!?"
"Going for the world record. Care to hold stopwatch?"
"Oh, of course. Anything to see you leave my life"
"Pssh, you'd miss me"
"Doubt it"

(Side note: the first line in every scene is always Evelyn and the 2nd is always Noel)