I hate teaching.

I really do. Honestly, I deal with stupid brats who think they're something special day in and day out. Who do they think they are? Only thing that gets me through it is him. Matsuba Takanashi. He was my friend at the orphanage, we graduated highschool together. I forced him to get a teaching job, but I don't think he minds. Matsuba's pretty smart and he's a huge flirt with everyone. I even had a crush on him when we were little! Now I watch as all these little highschool girls throw themselves at him. It's disgusting. Do they have no shame? Well, I don't care. In the end I'm just doing my job and bringing home money to no one. What a miserable life.

--------------
Matsuba Takanashi is 29 years old and has the potential to be a college professor.

Haisha Minashigo is a 28 years old and has the potential to be mopping the floors at your local Micky D's.

Despite the world of difference in their intelligence they're still close friends.
Very close.
It's day one of high school, kids!
Pack your bags because this is gonna be one hell of a terribly emotional romantic I don't fucking know field trip.