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Directed by Destiny (A SethFon AU)

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Reads 4,302
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Parts 25
Time 1h 58m

karl_MxAnthrope

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billhader johnmulaney saturdaynightlive sethfon sethmeyers snl stefonzolesky weekendupdate

This is a story about actor and television host Seth Meyers, and Weekend Update's correspondent for New York City, Stefon Zolesky (portrayed by Bill Hader on Saturday Night Live). Don Roy King, the show's current director, dies a few years after Lorne Michaels, who created the show. As John Mulaney was chosen to take over Don Roy King's reins, the former tags Seth along at a strip club to celebrate. Seth meets Stefon during a performance and invites him to his house. Stefon then opens up about being unhappy despite already being a rising star in the club, and in the industry. Seth convinces and helps Stefon to quit his job, then hits John up to arrange an audition for him. What awaits Stefon should he get a job? Find out in this story...

(NOTE: Some chapters of this story contain references to Weekend Update sketches that features Stefon, which may potentially spoil readers.)

(WARNING: This story contains chapters with themes of casual sex, depression, domestic violence, revenge porn, and suicidal thoughts. Reader's discretion is strongly advised.)

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