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Canadian Freakshow, take back what I made

ThePenguinThatTypes

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Reads 307
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Parts 15
Time 52m

ThePenguinThatTypes

It's been a year or so since they'd finally gotten out of that shithole excuse for a circus. Things are about as normal as they could get when you've been reintroduced to society with weird looking appendages. Everything seems fine. Everyone who was against them had either been arrested or dropped into shark infested waters. Well...maybe not everyone. I've only come up with a starting plot for this book so far so don't be surprised to find any weird plot holes okay? I'll try to fix em

Characters you will see in this book:
Britain: still an ass

America: Ah yes, back to his old self. Only now he gets scared every time he sees something that reminds him of Canada.

New Zealand: Still the angry sheep parrot he was, he's just began taking anger management classes so he doesn't end up committing a felony.

Australia: Same as America, keep him away from maple trees and he's fine.

France but ghost: again, I will make you cry over this woman.

Russia: He got his drinking buddy back :)

Papua New Guinea: Her arson buddy doesn't commit arson any more :(

Germany: remember that mad scientist I mentioned?

Japan: Smart women aren't always wise women.All Rights Reserved

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