DISCLAIMER THIS IS WRITTEN PURELY AS A JOKE. Don't take this seriously pls /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ 7 k-pop idols. One kid who's four, each day who learns some more. Three of these idols fall in love with the four year old. What could go wrong? STARRING Caillou as "clueless Mary sue" Dora as "annoying pick-me-girl" Namjoon as "just here for the entertainment and constantly breaks the fourth wall" Jimin as "has a crush on caillou" Taehyung as "always trying to steal caillou but fails" Jungkook as "dating Dora but secretly in love with caillou" Hobi as "gives jimin advice about how to confess to caillou but is secretly jealous because he wants jimin to himself" Yoongi as "constantly trying to set everyone up but caillou just never gets the hint" Jin as "comic relief" and more...