Chuuya is angry. No, not angry, furious. Why? Because he's stuck in a school in the middle of Paris with a mackerel and is positivly ready to murder someone. Not to mention, the stupid idiots of villains and the naive and obivious identities of the 'miraculous holders'. And now he's stuck in a pit of tar waist deep, figuratively, of course. Shit. Dazai is an inhumane creature in the skin of a human. manipulation is second nature to him, unlike chuuya who is blunt and honest to a fault. What happens when he is faced with the naive humans of the miraculous city of paris? Not to mention the slug who came along insisting he's the most annoying human in the world. Title from a quote by the real dazai osamu No offence to real parisians, all people in this are fictional parisians and this takes place in a fictional paris of miraculous ladybug. If you are from real paris, that's amazing! I do not own miraculous or bungou stray dogs. The only thing i own is the story of this fanfiction. The concept belongs to moxie_girl on Ao3 Under constant editing