Mr clean x reader
- Reads 445
- Votes 11
- Parts 5
Ongoing<5 mins
Last published Thu, Oct 21, 2021
This is satire, I thought It was funny.
ALSO no smut, because that's not very [mr] clean (thank you Eden for this joke)
:)
Hope you enjoy this and have a laugh. Also y/n is written as they/them
All Rights Reserved
#1
notreallyfunny
Join the largest storytelling communityGet personalized story recommendations, save your favourites to your library, and comment and vote to grow your community.
You may also like
𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐋𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐎𝐟 𝐅𝐢𝐫𝐞 (Annabeth X Malereader)
⊱ ────── {.⋅ 🜂 ⋅.} ────── ⊰ 𝙰 𝚌𝚑𝚒𝚕𝚍 𝚋𝚘𝚛𝚗 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝚏𝚒𝚛𝚎 𝚒𝚝𝚜𝚎𝚕𝚏 𝙾𝚏 𝚜𝚎𝚌𝚛𝚎𝚝𝚜 𝚔𝚎𝚙𝚝 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚙𝚘𝚠𝚎𝚛𝚜 𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚊𝚕𝚝𝚑. 𝙰 𝚑𝚊𝚕𝚏-𝚋𝚕𝚘𝚘𝚍 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚎𝚕𝚍𝚎𝚜𝚝 𝚐𝚘𝚍, 𝙸𝚗 𝚑𝚒𝚖, 𝚊 𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚌𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚍𝚎𝚏𝚒𝚎𝚜 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚘𝚍𝚍𝚜. 𝚆𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚑𝚎 𝚙𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚟𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚐𝚘𝚍𝚜' 𝚍𝚘𝚖𝚊𝚒𝚗, 𝙾𝚛 𝚋𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝙾𝚕𝚢𝚖𝚙𝚞𝚜 𝚝𝚘 𝚛𝚞𝚒𝚗 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚙𝚊𝚒𝚗? 𝙸𝚗 𝚑𝚒𝚖, 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚕𝚍 𝚜𝚑𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚍 𝚒𝚝𝚜 𝚏𝚕𝚊𝚖𝚎, 𝙰 𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚌𝚎 𝚘𝚏 𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚎, 𝚗𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚊𝚖𝚎. ⊱ ────── {.⋅ 🜂 ⋅.} ────── ⊰ Y/N's life was pretty normal. At least, as normal as an orphan's could be. Then his lunch lady tried to eat him. In an instant, his world flipped. Myths became reality. Legends became true. And death didn't seem too far from his doorstep. Y/N could deal with it, though. After all, for a son of ██████████, it was a piece of cake. ＣＡＫＥ He liked cake. Follow Y/N's story from the lightning thief, all the way to the last Olympian. Will he rise from the ashes? Or fall to the flames...
That Silly Pact
Discontinued - Sorry, loves. Annabeth Chase grew up chasing the dream that she would be happy forever, without a single issue or argument or broken heart. She had her mother, her best friend Percy, her black puppy named Mrs O'Leary... She thought life was complete, perfect. Percy Jackson grew up chasing Annabeth. Ever since they were kids, he wanted to be the one boy to make her smile. Most times, he was. He was happy, with his best friend, and his mom. But he lied. Annabeth didn't know what he felt, and he wouldn't tell her. The first time Annabeth had her heart broken, she went to the first boy to make her smile. Percy was the only one who still made her smile for a few days. They made a secret pact, one they both thought was silly, in later years... If neither of them were married by the time they were twenty-five, they would marry each other. *** On Percy's 25th birthday, Annabeth found her fiance cheating, a week before the wedding. Until that day, when she curled up with Percy, a beer in her hands, she forgot about the pact. She forgot about the silly pact that made her smile and laugh at herself for making it. Until that day, she didn't realize why she made it, and she didn't realize why Percy had bothered to agree... When they both realize the truth, will the run to each other's arms like Percy once dreamed, or will the girl who hated Annabeth with a vengeance get in the way? (_Warning: There will be mature scenes in this book. Read at your own risk. Like, seriously, there is gonna be a lot of serious smut in here, and it's probably gonna be shitty, but I hope you enjoy it if u can, anyways_)Complete
Kenny McCormick and 7 years of train rides. (South Park in Hogwarts.)
I apologise, this is my shitty story now.Complete
broken | DreamwastakenxReader
alrr dream and reader let's go. Smut will happen but not until a huge while. enjoy:) UPDATE! 1.3 K READS! OMG, I LOVE Y'ALL SO MUCH IT MEANS SO DAMN MUCH THANK YOU!- Dec 11, 2020 3.1K READS!! THANK YOU SO MUCH!! <33 12-23-2020Complete
Never Be (Percabeth AU)✔️
. ~•~ . We'll never be as young as we are now It's time to leave this old black and white town Let's seize the day Let's run away Don't let the colors fade to grey We'll never be as young as we are now. ~•~ Annabeth Chase is headstrong and impulsive. She always fights for what she believes is right. Percy Jackson has always been an outcast. He's the quiet, brooding kid in the back of the class. These two are at each other's throats half the time. But what happens when they open up? Will they fit their broken pieces together? Or will they burry them deeper, pushing each other away? DISCLAIMER: I don't own any of the PJO or HOO characters. They all belong to Rick Riordan. This is a Percabeth Alternate Universe, meaning they ARE NOT DEMIGODS. Also I do not own this cover picture, all rights go to the owner. Yeah. I also do not own any songs mentioned in this book unless I say otherwise. WARNING: this story contains strong language and mature content. It also contains mentions of bullying and abuse. None are meant to offend anyone. Theme song: Never Be by 5 Seconds of Summer FINISHED: 12/3/18Complete
New Girl { Zach Kornfeld x Reader }
Zach Kornfeld x Reader ;) Y/N = Your name H/L = Hair length H/C = Hair colour E/C = Eye colour idk if i'll add smut or not ( if i do i'll add a warning thingy at the top )Complete
what the honk is going on || k. jacobs
"in which y/n and karl bond over an extremely unhealthy drink" 𝗹𝗼𝘄𝗲𝗿 𝗰𝗮𝘀𝗲 𝗶𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗱 // 𝗱𝗼𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗮𝗸𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝘀𝗲𝗿𝗶𝗼𝘂𝘀𝗹𝘆 (its mostly ironic 🧍♂️)Complete
Karma X Reader One Shots
This is a Karma x reader One Shots hope you like it!! I don't own anything.. 👇Highest Rank Achieved👇 1st in 'KarmaAkabane' 4rth in 'Xreader' I'm only 11 years old when i wrote this so i'm sorry for the incorrect spellings and grammars 😢😢Complete
⊱ ────── {.⋅ 🜂 ⋅.} ────── ⊰ 𝙰 𝚌𝚑𝚒𝚕𝚍 𝚋𝚘𝚛𝚗 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝚏𝚒𝚛𝚎 𝚒𝚝𝚜𝚎𝚕𝚏 𝙾𝚏 𝚜𝚎𝚌𝚛𝚎𝚝𝚜 𝚔𝚎𝚙𝚝 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚙𝚘𝚠𝚎𝚛𝚜 𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚊𝚕𝚝𝚑. 𝙰 𝚑𝚊𝚕𝚏-𝚋𝚕𝚘𝚘𝚍 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚎𝚕𝚍𝚎𝚜𝚝 𝚐𝚘𝚍, 𝙸𝚗 𝚑𝚒𝚖, 𝚊 𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚌𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚍𝚎𝚏𝚒𝚎𝚜 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚘𝚍𝚍𝚜. 𝚆𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚑𝚎 𝚙𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚟𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚐𝚘𝚍𝚜' 𝚍𝚘𝚖𝚊𝚒𝚗, 𝙾𝚛 𝚋𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝙾𝚕𝚢𝚖𝚙𝚞𝚜 𝚝𝚘 𝚛𝚞𝚒𝚗 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚙𝚊𝚒𝚗? 𝙸𝚗 𝚑𝚒𝚖, 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚕𝚍 𝚜𝚑𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚍 𝚒𝚝𝚜 𝚏𝚕𝚊𝚖𝚎, 𝙰 𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚌𝚎 𝚘𝚏 𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚎, 𝚗𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚊𝚖𝚎. ⊱ ────── {.⋅ 🜂 ⋅.} ────── ⊰ Y/N's life was pretty normal. At least, as normal as an orphan's could be. Then his lunch lady tried to eat him. In an instant, his world flipped. Myths became reality. Legends became true. And death didn't seem too far from his doorstep. Y/N could deal with it, though. After all, for a son of ██████████, it was a piece of cake. ＣＡＫＥ He liked cake. Follow Y/N's story from the lightning thief, all the way to the last Olympian. Will he rise from the ashes? Or fall to the flames...
More detailsContent Guidelines