The US Military meets Strike Force Heroes and the Dream SMP

This was a very weird idea I somehow managed to get. Yes, it involves the US Military. IDK how else to explain this. AnYwHo... If ANYONE FROM THE US MILITARY reads this, oh boy... I'm not the best at writing and I apologize if this story offends you. Let me know if it does and I'll try to take it down immediately that is if I'm not too busy. If I am, sorry that it won't be taken down right away.