Crack (x reader??)
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Ongoing9m
Last published Tue, Aug 10, 2021
Just random oneshots lmao. Experience a chapter or two of a oneshot of me, Alph, and my friends, Moss and Sin. This is all a /j!! Don't take this seriously, please and thank you. I am not going to be the only writer for this little crack series, Moss and possibly Sin shall also be helping in this joke.
Alph is a deer-phantom hybrid, Sin is a human, and Moss is a Demi God-Elf hybrid.
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