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In this silly, rhyming story, the cow is having a tough time with his annoying animal friend, the sheep. The sheep baas all day and night and the poor cow can't get any peace. So, he tricks the sheep into leaving by telling him there is a farm down the street and the farmer who lives there loves talking to sheep. The joke is really on the cow though, because the sheep is relieved and felt like he never fit in and he is happy to go on his way. I hope you enjoy the second  book in the "If I were a..." series. I had such a wonderful time writing this and I hope you enjoy it too and it quickly becomes a favorite! If you enjoyed book two, please vote with a star so that I know I'm doing a great job entertaining you. Thank you for your support!All Rights Reserved

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