100 Ways To Die [BL]

Author : 圆月饼 (Round Moon Cake)
CN title : 一百种死亡方式

Translator : reimuhoma (with the help of a friend, baidu, pleco, and yabla).

Summary / Copywriter 1 :

Shopkeeper's copywriter: I don't know where I came from, but I take all kinds of cases, especially supernatural cases.
Can you hear the mermaid singing?
Can you see the miniature dwarf?
Have you ever eaten a witch's apple?
They all live around us, doing things we don't know. They live off of their obssession, and eventually they give in to it.
I thought my life is like that too, but then I realized I'm not like them, because I love him.

[t/n : the shopkeeper thought his life is like those fairy tales / supernatural cases but he realized it isn't because he developed feelings for someone.]

Shen Li version of copywriter: I like someone. He lives in the coffee shop downstairs. That person looks handsome. He likes to lean on the sofa in the shop to read while his slender fingers gently cuts a delicious cake with a fork. But the more he (Shen Li) likes him, the more strange things he noticed.
The shopkeeper's face never grows old. The shopkeeper is blind.
The shopkeeper likes to read detective novels.
The most important thing is: no one seems to remember him. I prayed silently, hoping that everything is not a dream, because I love him.