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IF I WERE A HORSE BOOK THREE OF THE SERIES IF I WERE A...!
Bobbiejlowrey
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Bobbiejlowrey
Complete, First published Aug 10, 2021
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In this silly, rhyming story, the horse is having a tough time with his annoying animal friend, the pig. The pig oinks all day and night and the poor horse can't get any peace. So, he plays a trick on the pig and tosses him a green apple with a worm in it to try to give him a belly ache. The joke is really on the horse though, because the pig enjoys it! I hope you enjoy the third book in the If I were a...series! I had such a wonderful time writing this and I hope you enjoy it as much and it quickly becomes a favorite! If you enjoyed book three, please vote with a star so that I know I'm doing a great job entertaining you. Thank you for your support!
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