It's A Funny Thing
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  • Reads 633
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  • Parts 11
  • Time 1h 30m
Ongoing, First published Dec 08, 2014
"You can't make people love you, but you can make them fear you." -Blair Waldorf.


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It's a funny thing, you know, how you can go from a doormat of a girl who sits at the back of class and always does her work, to suddenly being the center of attention at her school, dating the popular jock of the senior class. 

It's also a funny thing walking around like you own the place, like your the queen of the whole school and everybody loves and worships you, when in reality, everybody hates you and is just waiting to see you fall, and never get back up. 

Join Lindsay as she takes on High School and the drama that comes along with it, and how she stands right back up after a tough fall, always remembering to dust off her jeans, fix her glasses, and maybe even eat a donut or two. 

Okay, or three.
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