Be Rid Of The Cliché
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Together, you the people and me, a tortured soul, must unite and be rid of these tormenting clichés that display terrible grammatical skills and exaggerate the simplest of matters like walking through a door.
But before we begin our quest, I thought I'd Write a story myself.
If you hate clichés, then believe you me, this is not the book for you.
However, if you enjoy a little bit of humour then I suggest you continue reading.
This book has been created purely for entertainment purposes so if I do offend you with any of the language used, shut the door on your way out.
Roy is a little, big bitch that has fantasies even Regina George would frown upon. Her sole purpose is to capture the heart of Jeffrey and his black mane of grease.
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