What Is Love

When you have supernatural powers, the impossible becomes possible. My name is Kusuo Saiki, and I have psychic superpowers.. I became the person you see now, a high school student. Of course I still have my superpowers. I can bend spoons like any good psychic, and I can win any corporate giveaway I want. My life is a dream come true... that is what you're thinking, right?

Well let me drop some truth bombs, bending spoons just makes it harder to eat. That and winning free popsicles just leads to stomach aches. He's the happiest boy alive. That boy can have anything and do anything! Well that's dead wrong! I'm the unhappiest boy alive, a boy who has nothing! Telepathy, psychokinesis, X-ray vision, precognition, teleportation, clairvoyance, etcetera etcetera!

Because of this there are some key experiences I've missed out on. Hard work, cultivating a sense of achievement, the thrill of being thrown a surprise party, they're all totally foreign to me. Sure I never get angry or sad about anything, but that just means there's no joy or thrill in my life either.

Maybe I should look on the bright side though, no drama means things are always peaceful for me, and that's not so bad... I can just try and live the best I can. Try not to get caught, and try to find happiness in the small things. Like my shows I get to watch, or my coffee jelly. Even though we get a few new students, one person isn't gonna drastically change my life. That's just absurd... though, it is a nice thought I guess.