#smackmyasslikeadrum
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Last published Sat, Apr 16, 2022
THIS IS A JOKE
DONT TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY
but pls vote for it and yeah
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smackmyass likeadrum is not like other girls
when she runs into mafia boss Harry Styles JJ Draco Catnoir Edward Cullen Ace Big Dick, her life changes forever.
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18+ Only Rated R "Look, I've been watching you for some time since you've worked at the club, watching as men tried to take you home for their pleasure or paying you extra to suck their dick..we need someone like you working for us, someone to seduce some very bad men" Jennifer was stripping since she was 18 years old, she needed the money, she didn't know that she would end up working for the most powerful mafia in the world. Jake was watching Jennifer for some time until one night he decided to make a move and pull her into the mafia to work by his side. She was nothing but a slut to him, and that's all she'll ever be. Don't forget to vote! :) Means a lot ♥️ This book was first written in 2021 and it's ongoing yet to be finished! Don't worry new chapters are coming ASAP! Please let me know what you think about the book, feel free to shoot me a quick message and I'll get back to you as soon as I can! Thanks for reading! I hope you enjoy! XX ♥️
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