before you cum in my ass

Written and published by the talented author 'braydeneatpoo', "before you cum in my ass" is the #1 novel to read if you are wanting to add a little bit of spice to your life.

Many well known critics have reviewed this book as "the worst book ever fucking written." and "i hate this book, the author should neck themself." by critics such as the esteemed Amelia Deed, the discord user _Tropic_#4070, and lovely Kim Toner.

The story follows the main protagonist, Stacy Campbell, on her hilarious, fun, and wacky adventures. Throughout the story she meets many new people (and love interests), makes a life changing discovery, and learns more about who she is and who she wants to be.

If you don't read this Stacy will eat your toes while you sleep. You have been warned.