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Best Jokes ever

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Iamback2killuYolo

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A: What bee gives you milk not honey?
B: Boobies
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a: Why do cows have bells in thier neck?
B: cauz thier horn doesnt work.
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What bee gives u milk not honey?
Mon, Dec 22, 2014

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What bee gives u milk not honey?
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