Jesus x Female Reader x God (All Jokes)
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i'm so sorry y'all.. This all started when i wrote this down in a sheet of paper my friend told me to bring it on here.. It's all jokes
I'm so sorry for being cringe here (just like in my other story xd also this contains +18!)
anyways the plot:
y/n died (no reason how) and ended up in heaven where they meet Jesus. Who seems to be in a flirty mood...what happens next?..
The reader is female from the body but i will still be using they/them
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