Everyone Else But You

It's a good thing Rudy was born without vision - imagine how much more big-headed he'd be if he could see how girls reacted to him. But they don't know how gross he is. Only I, his best friend, have that rare pleasure. A foul mouth, devil-may-care attitude, and stubbornness that would put the period stains in my sheets to shame - I pity the girl who decides to date him.

But when Rudy is the only thing that stands in the way of me going to prom with my dreamboat crush Shahzaad, you best believe that I'm going to do all I can to get this stubborn mule to do my bidding.

Sure, he'll be mad when he finds out I've used him like a pawn, but I have best friend privileges. They'll save me from his wrath.

Right?