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I LOVE GIRL - Story from The Last Girlfriend on Earth
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Complete, First published Dec 09, 2014
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"One of the funniest books you'll read this year."--Publishers Weekly

I Love Girl is a story from collection The Last Girlfriend on Earth by bestselling author Simon Rich

Love can be messy, painful, and even tragic. When seen through the eyes of Simon Rich it can also be hilarious.

In thirty short, sharp, ingenious stories, Rich conjures up some unforgettable romances: An unused prophylactic describes life inside a teenage boy's wallet; God juggles the demands of his needy girlfriend with the looming deadline for earth's creation; and a lovestruck Sherlock Holmes ignores all the clues that his girlfriend's been cheating on him.As enchanting, sweet, and absurd as love itself, these stories are Simon Rich's Valentine to readers, an irresistible collection of delights. All that's missing is the heart-shaped box.
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The Universe's Plan

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Starting Junior year, Simon has a lot on his plate. Ever since dating AJ the previous school year, Simon has felt complete. But with pressure from his family and friends, Simon and AJ's relationship has gone through hardships. But once Simon meets Jonathan, a new kid at their school, will Simon and AJ manage to survive this hardship or will it be the end of their so long lived Happily Ever After?

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