I'm warning you right now that some people might find this offensive. If that's you DO NOT READ, this was written by a diverse group of university students who tried their best not to be too offensive. I was challenged to do this so here we are. My friends and I started making 1-word stories/studies to combat boredom. Oh boy, what we have is cursed. Please take everything with a grain of salt. The cover is asexual holy water to cleanse you all who read