Fifty Shades of Bae

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"The Game has begun. You will never know peace."
      
    When Sem Metale, a 20 something year old dildo manufacturer, discovers that he possess a strange and unique quirk, his life is thrown to the wind. 
    Danger. Madness. Talking balls of yarn.
      Soon, Sem finds himself treading the finest line between sanity and depravity. 
    
    **contains sexual references (in the most unusual and unexpected ways) and coarse language**
    **co-written by Noah Robinson**All Rights Reserved

adventure comedy funny satire thriller urbanfantasy weird

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Chapter One (In which our protagonist is somewhat established)
Wed, Dec 10, 2014

"The Game has begun. You will never know peace."
      
    When Sem Metale, a 20 something year old dildo manufacturer, discovers that he possess a strange and unique quirk, his life is thrown to the wind. 
    Danger. Madness. Talking balls of yarn.
      Soon, Sem finds himself treading the finest line between sanity and depravity. 
    
    **contains sexual references (in the most unusual and unexpected ways) and coarse language**
    **co-written by Noah Robinson**

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