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Fifty Shades of Bae

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"The Game has begun. You will never know peace."
  
When Sem Metale, a 20 something year old dildo manufacturer, discovers that he possess a strange and unique quirk, his life is thrown to the wind. 
Danger. Madness. Talking balls of yarn.
  Soon, Sem finds himself treading the finest line between sanity and depravity. 

**contains sexual references (in the most unusual and unexpected ways) and coarse language**
**co-written by Noah Robinson**All Rights Reserved

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Chapter One (In which our protagonist is somewhat established)
Wed, Dec 10, 2014

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Chapter One (In which our protagonist is somewhat established)
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Undercurrent

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