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Screw 'Em if they can't take a Joke!

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CHAINSAWMAN SPOILERS




The Blood Devil was feared in both Japan and Hell. However, that all changed when she decided to get herself involved with Makima.

"...Den...ji.."

Black.

And then nothing. The Blood Fiend was split into two halves. Both the same person, but two different ends.

This is the story of the second one. The one who met a lonely little boy on the streets of Gothom and claimed him as her buddy.

I DO NOT OWN CHAINSAW MAN OR ANY OF THE BATMAN SERIES

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Shadow Creatures || TIM DRAKE by Justeen_96

DC Series Book One "No don't..." But her arms go up and the mesmerizing portals appear. Through the portal closest to them, the boys can see grass and park benches where concrete and pavement should be. She jumps through and as she does, the portal in front of them collapses. Off in the distance, where the park is, Tim can see her running away, dark hair flying in the wind. "Real smooth Drake." Damian says, striding towards me. "Should've asked for her number while you were at it." --- "Phantom? That's the name you're going with?" "It's a hell of a lot cooler than Robin." She snaps back at him. "Robin was not a name that I..." Tim grabs Damian by his cape as he marches toward her. "Be nice to the guests Damian." Alfred says in a tired voice, interrupting Damian's rant. "Bite me." He snarls at Ria. --- Dabria Tran has lived in Gotham City her whole life. First as a nurtured, well looked after baby, then as an orphaned, forgotten child and now as a desperate, impulsive teenager. At the ripe age of eighteen, Ria is on the streets, fending for herself and dealing with powers she can barely control. It is while on patrol that Tim Drake and Damian Wayne spot this camouflaged girl of the night and try to stop her as she breaks into a local convenience store, not to steal the cash but the food. After obsessively tracking her for a week, Tim finally catches up with her, finding her holed up in an abandoned building with another younger girl she is trying to care for. Bruce Wayne doesn't hesitate to take them in, but Ria's mistrust of them leads to tension in the house. Her powers are dangerous, volatile and no matter how hard Tim tries, he can't get her to open up to him. As Ria's shadowed past slowly catches up with her, the Bat Family finally realizes that they have no idea what kind of forces they're dealing with. Tim Drake Fanfic DC Fanfic Highest Ranking Given: #15 in Tim Drake #92 in Drake #123 in Batfamily #299 in DC

Two years left! (Angel devil x reader) by Visrian

"Wait, you mean she's a he?" "I have three words for you. Destroy. That. Woman." T̃w̃õ ỹẽãr̃s̃ l̃ẽf̃t̃ a͚n͚g͚e͚l͚d͚e͚v͚i͚l͚ x r͚e͚a͚d͚e͚r͚ Chainsawman, credits go back to the writer and owners of the pictures. ✺✺

Red Hood/Jason Todd x Reader: Red Rose, and Thorns by yuhilikemyshet

(Read my "PLEASE READ" section.) The person you could always count on, the person that saved you, the person who allowed you to experience love- Jason Todd- was dead... right? Y/N was best friends with Jason Todd for as long as she could remember. When he was suddenly adopted by Bruce Wayne, he left her. But, he came back for her when she finally escaped the traps of her hellish father. Y/N lived, trained, and grew her powers with Batman and the others. Until one day... Jason died, and so she left. She had given up her powers a while back, and now she sings at some bar. Y/N silently struggles to hang on, haunted by her past. What will happen when the mysterious new vigilante- Red Hood- makes his appearance in Gotham? -PLEASE READ- 👇 The storyline is based on Under The Red Hood. You can still read if you don't know the plot, but it would definitely flow better if you knew. This site has a summary: https://batman.fandom.com/wiki/Batman:_Under_the_Red_Hood anyways, it's only relevant for the beginning parts of the story. Do with that what you will :) This story may discuss, mention, or hint at triggering topics. Such as physical, sexual, or emotional abuse. There will always be a warning before any of these things come up in the story! Aside from being a Jason Todd fanfic, this story will also delve into the effects of traumas (some will be part of y/n's backstory.) I advise you not to read if you're uncomfortable with that. Y/N does use she/her pronouns and is a generally feminine character. Feel free to replace the pronouns with whatever! GUYS PLEASE. I started writing this in like '22, and just added when I was bored. I did edit the first couple, but they still suck ass compared to newer ep's. SO KEEP READING, YOU WON'T REGRET!! 🥺🤞🥺🥺🤞🥺 All characters (besides Y/N) belong to DC comics! But y'all knew that.

The fear of absolute seclusion (chainsaw man x male reader) by franck058

A devil never seen before and not to be ever seen. Never to be heard and to never hear about. Never touched and never able to touch another. Unbeknownst to the unexpecting man a contact was formed. To see what no one saw before and the power of seclusion now in the palm of his hand. The devil gave it all and asked only one thing in return. After all, all the devil wanted was to be seen, to be heard and to be felt. It was suffering from its own powers and wanted a friend. "It is done my silence has finally been broken." a voice says that (y/n) never heard before. There standing behind the man is a Creature he'd never seen before indescribable. He felt fear like he never felt before. "You are the first to lay eyes upon me. Rejoice the fact we made a contract ." The devil spoke as it moved closer slowly. I hope that sounds interesting for a story to you. Btw don't worry about me writing like: to be or not to be it will only be in the first chapter lol. This intro is the most cringe thing I'll probably write in this fanfic. I don't know when I'll upload and it's probably going to be slow. I write slow as shit and Im way to perfectionistic but I want to try regardless. Anyway I don't own any of the art or characters other than (y/n) or OC,s if there will be any. Chainsaw man belongs to Tatsuki fujimoto.

The Emotionless Hunter: Chainsaw Man (Discontinued) by TheGhost619

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Ardent Hope II. Chainsaw Man x Male Reader Insert. by Hexaler

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Godly Power (Chainsaw Man X Reader) by Semondemon19

Long before the concept of humans. Long before the concept of devils. There lived primordial beings, beings of immense power. Fueled by the death and destruction of each other. Eventually, all perished after a bloody war. Billions of years later, a body of one of these beings was discovered by the American. One simple mistake caused a series of events that changed your life. Whether that for the better, or worse, that choice is up to you. Power × y/n reader Cover art by u/mercer47 on reddit All images used are not mine.

𝐎𝐍𝐋𝐘 𝐘𝐎𝐔 // AKI HAYAKAWA by bunnyyeyes

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