Story cover for The Useful Ones: A Short (2011) by waronajolomba
The Useful Ones: A Short (2011)
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Complete, First published Aug 16, 2021
I felt like uploading a short story I wrote aged 14, a whole decade ago! It's about some ambitious teenagers with a very wild plan in mind, which involves recruiting a reluctant new member... 

I completely forgot I ever wrote this, and happened to stumble upon it in a long-abandoned google drive. I thought the least I could do would give my readers something to giggle at (particularly, my god-awful writing as a kid) and show that you've got to start somewhere! :))

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"Hello fellow idiot.Let us join together and form an idiot nation.Agree to my proposal or face sudden death." "Thy shall not be keen to those who threaten thy but yes I shall join in your conquest to stupidville." "Great, let us set off and-" "Oh would you two just shut up!"I bellowed angrily. This nonsense has been going on for the past hour.Every word they say gets me closer and closer to ripping out their music boxes. "No need to be rude man."The weirder of the two replied. "Yeah don't be such a buzz kill dude." The other joined in. "For the umpteenth time, I'M A GIRL!" I huffed out before slamming my fist angrily on the desk."For crying out loud is everyone stupid?"