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Last published Fri, Jun 10, 2022
Just some of the most random crap.. I dont know if you should read this,, well see How it goes-
Umm enjoy the messed up steaming pile of SHIAT that is my life ig.?
did i mention this is my first book type thing here so idk how it woks and im really just winging it as i go tbh.
(BTW not the best at descriptions as you can prolly tell)
oh btw
CW: might be
- swearing (ill try to keep it clen ppl but no promises, im a raging homosexual soooooo nothings really guaranteed),
- mentions of trauma, disablilities etc
- the storys in here are true unless i say so, i know it might seem like im making this up for likes, attention, upvotes, read etc but i promise im not.
- dumb/fake gurl sh!t (see swearing, sorry)
- others maybe? i might add the other CW's/TW's later if there are others and/or i can.
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