The Trashscarf Tales
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Last published Thu, Jun 22, 2023
TRASHSCARF HAS MOVED TO ROYAL ROAD, same name, same author. Thanks!
A cheerful, funny, cozy sort of whimsical fantasy, like Hitch-Hiker's Guide/Discworld. No smut, just some bad puns and dumb jokes, lots of obscure references, some actual Interesting Facts, a bit of Discordian philosophy, and a guy with a talking mustache.
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