Don't Hurt DC's Friends

Small collection of drabbles where DC/Gov takes revenge on anyone who hurts his friends. He may be a cute fluffy ball of stress at the Table, but he isn't the Personification of a World Power for nothing. (Tags updated as I go. I'll TRY to mention the tags relevant for each chapter)
Some things to remember overall:
-Gov/DC is the same person. I'll use the names interchangeably. He usually goes by Gov at the table.
-States capitalized means the personifications and states lower case means the actual state (be it land mass, politicians, voters, etc)