My fair Batsy
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Last published Sat, Jul 11, 2026
This is my first not joke story I've published, I'll try update his regularly but I can't make any promises. Let me know if y'all are enjoying it, maybe when I finish it I'll do a telltale batjokes story :)
Batman's POV
Taking place About 2 weeks after the city was saved, Bats can't stop thinking about joker and how they help hands, and confessed their HATRED for one another in front of that romantic sunset, and how warm and fuzzy he felt inside. I think they call it butterflies?? But that only happens when you're nervous or like someone wait a second.
Bats just noticed something odd, he doesn't really hate joker at all? Like he used to look at him and feel like punching that stupid grin off his face but... now? Now he wants to see joker smile and hear his adorable laugh... adorable???? Did he just say adorable?! No he didn't.... right?
Jokers POV
Joker just won't shut up about his darling batsy, how they held hands and how he TOTALLY has a crush on him. Poor Harley having to hear about this so much. Heh, whatever.
Anyways ever since about a week ago or so he noticed that Bats seems more distant, like not around him or when he was wanting it over quickly, somethings off, but what could it be? Maybe that bat likes the clown? No, no that's not it, it can't be! Batsy would never feel the same way joker does! He's probably just tired of him.
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