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Adventures of Severus Snape 💚🐍🦇

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Reads 353,426
Votes 14,011
Parts 200
Time 37m

The_Emerald_Snake

Well this is the adventure of Severus Snape made up of incorrect quotes. This is all the stuff I think he would say and scenarios he would be in. Also there are ships in this. 🐍🦇

💚The incorrect quotes on here aren't mine I just change the names on them and some wording💚All Rights Reserved

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