The Bamboo Horse Is A Wolf

When Yan Xiaoxiao was four years old, she made a mistake and hit her opponent on the head when she was fighting with Wen Yi for a toy car. The broken face of Wen Yi cried out:
"How many ways do you have? I will not be handsome if I have a scar, how many ways do you have so that no woman will want to play with me, how many ways do you have..."
Yan Xiao cried back in rage, "What are you crying for? If it's a biggie, I'll take you as a husband!"
And so, twenty years later, tragedy struck -
Wen Yi raised his handsome face, brushed aside his bangs and pouted: "You caused this scar, you are responsible!
Yan Xiaoxiao: I remember there was no scar at that time.
Wen Yi: Well, I did it myself, but it's still your fault, you must marry me!
Yan Xiaoxiao: "..."
It proved that there is no limit to shamelessness.

(NB:Chapters available from chapter 1, they are just jumbled up, think of it as a treasure hunt,,😉🤭)