Humans are Confusing
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Most movies portray aliens as the weird ones, but what if we were weirder? Every short chapter showcases 6 college students and their alien friends, as they demonstrate how odd humans actually are compared to what Mother Nature intended. So sit back, relax, and learn that caffeine is supposed to be poison :D
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