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Technoblade calls his father during his execution. The butchers will soon realize that he is not calling Phil.All Rights Reserved

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Sex and Death in Skeleton City by Jazzua

Geoff and Naomi are dead, and they're depressed, but when Geoff's cat Bernie dies as well, they embark on a wild journey to find it in the underworld. ***** When Geoff dies, alongside his girlfriend Naomi, they end up sharing an apartment in the Underworld as skeletons. But after a few years, Geoff starts suffering a mid-death crisis. What's the purpose of going through the motions as a skeleton if you can't really live? Then he gets word that his cat, Bernie, just died and he can collect him and bring him home! Geoff and Naomi hurry to get Bernie only to discover that, due to a clerical error, their cat has been lost. With the hunt for Bernie giving new purpose to Geoff's un-life, he and Naomi begin a quest to get back their cat. Battling skeleton pirates, climbing the sky ladder and facing off against the villain who took Bernie, Geoff is determined to find his purpose - or die a second time trying! [[2018 Wattys Winner - The Originals]] [[word count: 30,000-40,000 words]]

Ghost in Gotham by LittleNightling

Welcome to my (a bit pathetic) attempt to make a Danny Phantom Crossover with Batman! I've always wanted to make a a crossover but I always thought I would make it terribly. So this is my attempt to do so. It is still utterly terrible. The story's all over the place, it's actually pretty pathetic tbh. Completed as of 13/11/20 (Danny Phantom and Batman do not belong to me. It belongs to anyone who actually made them [I don't know]. I only own a few OCs of mine)

Get That Out Of Your Mouth (You don't know where it's been!) by gunivere

Spring break, really just a great opportunity to try for the- well, who really knows how many times- but to try and map out the Ghost Zone! Unfortunately for Danny, this little field trip of his has taken him much farther from home than expected. In a place that is simultaneously very different, and very similar to his world, Danny Fenton is trapped in Metropolis, powers weak and his own self following after, he needs to either find a way home, or a new source of the ectoplasmic energy he's living off of. Meanwhile, in the home team, Lex Luther's change of heart has everyone on high alert, especially as the lives of teenagers become pawns in a dangerous game of chess. Robin and Superboy, Superman and Red Robin, are all pressed to prevent such a catastrophe before it's too late.

Ardaas- For A Family by Authinsiya

‶Get out of my sight before I do something I'll regret!″ the eldest shouted, his voice laced with fury. ‶I will. But I'm taking her with me,″ his younger brother replied, his expression unwavering. ‶Don't you dare come near her! She won't end up like you!″ the eldest retorted, his eyes ablaze with anger. Amidst their yelling match, a young girl sat under the table, her eyes overflowing with tears and head throbbing uncontrollably. Her family had always been an unconventional one, but that day marked its transition from unconventional to unhappy. ************************* Miles apart, a young boy looked at the star marred sky with twinkling eyes. As the shooting star made its appearance, he closed his eyes and prayed for the one thing he craved for the most. 'A happy family.' ‶What did you wish for?″ a manly voice interrupted him. ‶Death.″

Fenton Tides (DP MLB crossover) by Playedcrowd5610

After revealing his identity to his parents goes completely wrong and Danny flees to Paris. What Happens when Danny is given a small ancient blue and black box that contains the miraculous of the shark? Is this a way Danny could continue helping people without using his ghost powers? What will the two other miraculous holders of Paris think? Read and Find out.

captive ° d.p•j.l by plotwholls

Danny's lips quirked up, obviously trying very hard not to smile, but failing, "Sorry, he chuckled, as he held his phone up in front of his face, obviously recording them, "c...can you say that again?" A PITCH PEARL FIC BECAUSE I CAN (A.K.A.: I'm bored and want to write something short and lighthearted)

THE KHAN FAMILY by anamsameer2007

It's a story of a desi joint family! Life is quite difficult when you have strict siblings/cousins. Let's get to know what happens when you fall in love while living in a joint family! "Let's read about the KHAN FAMILY!" #1 rank in top 10 India!

The Battle of Kasuga by lunchtime19

Naruto accidentally sent himself back in time to when Hashirama and Madara were still children. when he was trying to perform a medical healing Jutsu and messed up the hand seals

We said don't touch that! by rrockets

Hi!! cute batfamily fanfiction!!

What's so Odd about It? by For_Example-23

This is an AU fanfic of two works of fiction that aren't mine. Harry Potter series and Black Butler (manga). That being said here is the short description: As a young Harry tries to survive with the Dursley family he wishes for someone to love him and most importantly to be anywhere but there. By some twist in time and fate he gets sucked through a portal. He finds himself in the 1800s outside of Undertaker's shop badly hurt from the usual day with his 'family'. How will the wizarding world react when they find that there is no Harry Potter, but Hadrian Undertaker? Warning: in prologue it mentions Harry being abused more than in canon. I will probably write descriptions of death and character death is a possibility. This story is unfinished and has been adopted recently. The last chapter has more info on this.

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Sex and Death in Skeleton City cover

Ghost in Gotham cover

Get That Out Of Your Mouth (You don't know where it's been!) cover

Ardaas- For A Family cover

Fenton Tides (DP MLB crossover) cover

captive ° d.p•j.l cover

THE KHAN FAMILY cover

The Battle of Kasuga cover

We said don't touch that! cover

What's so Odd about It? cover

Sex and Death in Skeleton City

Geoff and Naomi are dead, and they're depressed, but when Geoff's cat Bernie dies as well, they embark on a wild journey to find it in the underworld. ***** When Geoff dies, alongside his girlfriend Naomi, they end up sharing an apartment in the Underworld as skeletons. But after a few years, Geoff starts suffering a mid-death crisis. What's the purpose of going through the motions as a skeleton if you can't really live? Then he gets word that his cat, Bernie, just died and he can collect him and bring him home! Geoff and Naomi hurry to get Bernie only to discover that, due to a clerical error, their cat has been lost. With the hunt for Bernie giving new purpose to Geoff's un-life, he and Naomi begin a quest to get back their cat. Battling skeleton pirates, climbing the sky ladder and facing off against the villain who took Bernie, Geoff is determined to find his purpose - or die a second time trying! [[2018 Wattys Winner - The Originals]] [[word count: 30,000-40,000 words]]