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Why didn't he choose me πŸ₯ΊπŸ‘ΏπŸ˜ŽπŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­
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Join Shrek in his journey to Far Far Away Kingdom where he gets to meet Fiona's parents for the first time. As Shrek tries to get along with Fiona's family, Lillo finds love of his own and struggles to keep his identity a secret. How will this end? Who did Lillo fall in love with? Will Shrek be able to get along with Fiona's parents? I don't own this movie, it all belongs to DreamWorks Animation.