The Righteous Blood Eggpire | Technoblade & Philza
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Last published Sun, Aug 22, 2021
Technoblade joins the Eggpire. Imperialism is in his blood, after all.
Intervention comes in the form of Philza.
[inspired by Techno's Feb 13th stream]
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