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Joe Biden x Ed Sheeran

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Joe and Trump have split, leaving Joe in ruins. But Ed sees this as an opportunity.  Pages of pain, heartbreak and drama, will joe ever find whom his heart desires? 

THIS IS ALL FICTION (obv) !!!!!! plsplspls do not take anything from this book seriously
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Though this is a crack fic - if it wasn't clear enough - This book does contain mentions of: Bad parents, bad relationships, bad grades, bad grammar and alcohol abuse :) 

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