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HOAX! | Darkstache BatJokes AU

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Parts 9
Time 2h 28m

Reads 1,345
Votes 130
Parts 9
Time 2h 28m

Mature

Wilford, the Joker, wraps Damien, the Batman, in a masterful plan to unmask him.

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"Y'know, Bats," laughed Joker, breathless, "when you hold me so close like this, I can't tell if you're trying to kiss me or beat me to a pulp."

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Sheera Ayame 2022 ©
Started: August/September.     Status: ONGOINGAll Rights Reserved

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Metanoia by imaginationelves

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