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HOAX! | Darkstache BatJokes AU

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Time 2h 28m

Reads 1,323
Votes 130
Parts 9
Time 2h 28m

Mature

Wilford, the Joker, wraps Damien, the Batman, in a masterful plan to unmask him.

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"Y'know, Bats," laughed Joker, breathless, "when you hold me so close like this, I can't tell if you're trying to kiss me or beat me to a pulp."

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Sheera Ayame 2022 ©
Started: August/September.     Status: ONGOINGAll Rights Reserved

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Promises | ✔️ by sdreadss

He tilted my chin to face him again and he whispered. "Say it, darling." "What?" I whimpered out. "I am yours and you are mine." He stroked my cheek with his thumb. He brought his lips to the base of my jaw and started kissing down. "I-I am yours." I was breathing heavily. "And you are mine." Damien came back to my face, smiled, and kissed my lips again. *** Naya Belle Gardner has been through a lot. In less than a year she lost her entire family and was sent away to a rehabilitation center. After being cooped up in there, she was just released. She decides she should get far away from there and moves back to New York. She wants a new life. Her plan was to stay in her small apartment, find a job, and hopefully make enough money for a good living. However, that doesn't go as planned once she meets him. Damien Amante is the local gang leader of the Scarlet Vipers. He's mean, rude, and doesn't care about anyone else's feelings. Before quite literally running into the new girl in town, he only lived life for sex and fights. Once he met her, though, that all changed. It seemed like the universe wanted them to end up together, even after trying to push her away with the multiple rude comments. Will Naya let Damien treat her like that? How will she deal with her past coming back to haunt her? To what extent will he go to protect her? This isn't a story about finding love. Rather it's a story about fighting the obstacles that try to end it. #1 in Promise (12•10•21) #1 in Gangs (6•9•22) #1 in HimandHer (3•19•23) #9 in Love (6•9•22) #2 in Laugh (5•15•22) #2 in Hot (1•5•22) #8 in Sexy (1•5•22) #2 in Party (1•9•22) #8 in Darling (1•7•22) #2 in Leather Jackets (1•12•22) #2 in Damien (1•15•22) #2 in Naya (6•1•22) #4 in Couple (2•20•22) #6 in Motorcycle (4•4•22)

Crime and Chaos [ ᴊᴏᴋᴇʀ ] by house_of_gia

Juliet Evans is stuck in Gotham with her mother after her father commits suicide. Photography becomes her solace, where she captures the chaotic essence of Gotham City in all its twisted glory. When she films a violent bank heist led by the Joker and his gang, her hobby unknowingly thrusts her into danger. This encounter begins the relationship between Julie and the Joker, filled with violence and desire. ✧.* ✧.*𝐓𝐃𝐊 𝐉𝐨𝐤𝐞𝐫 𝐅𝐚𝐧𝐟𝐢𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧✧.*

Metanoia by imaginationelves

"Black looks good on you, Acacia" My breath hitched as I gradually turned around only to see Damien leaning against the door, smirking at my lingerie-clad figure. His hands tucked deep inside his pockets, his shirt slightly unbuttoned. His thumb playing with the wedding ring on his left hand. A mischievous smirk settled on his lips. A horrified scream left my mouth as I yelled, "D-Damien! Get out!" I covered my chest, almost frantic but he doesn't want me sane, he is driving me crazy! Damien chuckled, lowly, swiftly locking the door, walking closer to me as I moved back, knocking my hairspray down to the ground. His arm wrapped around my bare waist as his hands traced down my back, picking me up and placing me onto the countertop. "Damien, stop" I whispered, lowering my gaze as his fingers slid my strap off my shoulder before his lips trailed down my neck, softly breathing on my sensitive skin. His slender fingers gripping onto my hair, gathering them into a bunch My hands resting on his bare chest before I moved them to his collarbone and his neck. "Save your screams for later, Mrs McKnight" ━◦○◦━◦○◦━◦○◦━◦○◦━◦○◦━◦○◦━ Damien McKnight, 23-years-old, famous lawyer, handsome, calm, playful, prudent, and curse words, is like oxygen. Acacia Russell, 21 years old, beautiful, chirpy, softhearted, diligent dentist in training, sensitive, and allergic to curse words. Do opposites really attract? What will happen when both broken souls with traumatic and useless relationship experiences meet? Read to find out! Started: 3rd July 2021 Ended: 18th August 2021 Word count: 80,000 - 90,000 words

𝘼 𝙈𝙖𝙨𝙠𝙚𝙙 𝙁𝙤𝙤𝙡. ||Creepypasta x Sparkle!Child reader.|| [CHATFIC] by V1_Ultrakill_

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The Joke's On You, Bats! [ 𝙱𝚊𝚝𝙹𝚘𝚔𝚎𝚜 ] by smolkiths

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