Yoongi & Hoseok's guide to not dating
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  • Reads 478
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  • Parts 11
  • Time 3h 28m
yoonseokjoon
Ongoing, First published Aug 23, 2021
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The first time Hoseok met Yoongi, he puked on his shiny black shoes.

The second time he met Yoongi, he was naked and was in a very.. appropriate position.
 

 
Now seven years later they meet again.

And thing is- Hoseok, he is superb at making an ass out of himself.
(Someone save him, pls)
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