PHILIPPINES NUMBER ONE RULER OF EVERYTHING SUPER DUPER NAMBER WAN
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Last published Fri, Oct 8, 2021
a parody of all the shit Philippines stories written by egoistic and arrogant Filipino nationalists.
Designed to be as shit as possible
If you see a writing error or something insanely stupid, good. It's intended.
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