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All The Banana Facts So Far

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banana bythewaydoslightlynotripebananassmellweirdtoanyoneelse cozidolikeeatingthembutthesmellishorrible goutsideandtouchsomegrass ifwearegonnabiologicallyengineerourfoodcanwemakebananassmellbetter ihaventsleptinsolong ilikewritingthisstorybutsometimesitsreallyhard iwannaupdateforyouallbutitstiringtowriteaboutmymentalillness likebananabreadsmellssogoodbutactualbananas likeittriggermesometimes likethiswouldntmakesenseifyouhaventreadmyfic no shouldieventagthisatall whatdoitagthis whyareyoureadingthis whywouldanyonelookforthisiftheyhaventreadthefic

This took way too long, I hope you're all grateful-

If you don't know what this is, I write banana facts in the A/Ns in each chapter of my story Hopelessly Obsessed (KomaHina). It's kinda became on meme on that story. Some people suggested I compile them into a book, so that's what this is.

These are taken straight from the book, and I don't really proofread my A/Ns (I mean the whole story's full of errors, take a shot every time there's an error-), so correct grammar and spelling isn't guaranteed.

All hail the bananas.All Rights Reserved

banana bythewaydoslightlynotripebananassmellweirdtoanyoneelse cozidolikeeatingthembutthesmellishorrible goutsideandtouchsomegrass ifwearegonnabiologicallyengineerourfoodcanwemakebananassmellbetter ihaventsleptinsolong ilikewritingthisstorybutsometimesitsreallyhard iwannaupdateforyouallbutitstiringtowriteaboutmymentalillness likebananabreadsmellssogoodbutactualbananas likeittriggermesometimes likethiswouldntmakesenseifyouhaventreadmyfic no shouldieventagthisatall whatdoitagthis whyareyoureadingthis whywouldanyonelookforthisiftheyhaventreadthefic

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