Ares and the Pickle Jar

Reads 135
Votes 0
Parts 5
Time 17m

Reads 135
Votes 0
Parts 5
Time 17m

aloadae ares artemis giants godsofolympus greekgodsandgoddesses greekmythology mythology myths otisandephialtes

Ares never was one for logic, for thinking things through. Prometheus had often thought that Ares was his antithesis. No, not like Damsen, not in the way one might think. Prometheus was not a peacemaker, yet he didn't oppose war. He was the titan of forethought, someone who believed in thinking things through and making the right decision. Ares was certainly the opposite of that. 

    This idea, that Ares is a soul of impulsivity, could be proved by looking at any occasion where Ares had to make an important decision, whether it be about war or about which lovers to take. He was a god of war, a god of brute strength, and thus his mindset would be his downfall. 

    This is the story of how the spirit of battle's biggest problem turned out to be his intense struggle with a pickle jar.


|| SLOW UPDATES- this is just a small passion project of mine, updates will be slow, basically on hiatus/dicontinued so-||All Rights Reserved

aloadae ares artemis giants godsofolympus greekgodsandgoddesses greekmythology mythology myths otisandephialtes

Table of contents

5 parts

#543ares

Content Guidelines

You may also like

Geoff and Naomi are dead, and they're depressed, but when Geoff's cat Bernie dies as well, they embark on a wild journey to find it in the underworld. ***** When Geoff dies, alongside his girlfriend Naomi, they end up sharing an apartment in the Underworld as skeletons. But after a few years, Geoff starts suffering a mid-death crisis. What's the purpose of going through the motions as a skeleton if you can't really live? Then he gets word that his cat, Bernie, just died and he can collect him and bring him home! Geoff and Naomi hurry to get Bernie only to discover that, due to a clerical error, their cat has been lost. With the hunt for Bernie giving new purpose to Geoff's un-life, he and Naomi begin a quest to get back their cat. Battling skeleton pirates, climbing the sky ladder and facing off against the villain who took Bernie, Geoff is determined to find his purpose - or die a second time trying! [[2018 Wattys Winner - The Originals]] [[word count: 30,000-40,000 words]]

Sex and Death in Skeleton City

Geoff and Naomi are dead, and they're depressed, but when Geoff's cat Bernie dies as well, they embark on a wild journey to find it in the underworld. ***** When Geoff dies, alongside his girlfriend Naomi, they end up sharing an apartment in the Underworld as skeletons. But after a few years, Geoff starts suffering a mid-death crisis. What's the purpose of going through the motions as a skeleton if you can't really live? Then he gets word that his cat, Bernie, just died and he can collect him and bring him home! Geoff and Naomi hurry to get Bernie only to discover that, due to a clerical error, their cat has been lost. With the hunt for Bernie giving new purpose to Geoff's un-life, he and Naomi begin a quest to get back their cat. Battling skeleton pirates, climbing the sky ladder and facing off against the villain who took Bernie, Geoff is determined to find his purpose - or die a second time trying! [[2018 Wattys Winner - The Originals]] [[word count: 30,000-40,000 words]]

More details