Zhongli, the beloved ex-Archon, had been spending the last few years of his life alone: in fact, he had absolutely nobody to care for him. One day, Tartaglia had decided to show up and attempt to wreck havoc within his beloved city, which he had worked so hard to maintain. As the calamity died down, life had slowly returned back to normal, leaving the poor man stranded, with nothing to do. One day, he received an invitation. And of course, he wasn't going to deny it, not under the contract of recieving free osmanthus wine... __________ Disclaimer: This fic is aimed at those 13+. Whilst there is no direct NSFW scenes in it, NSFW is very much hinted at. It is not meant to be a serious fic, so will contain a lot of chaos. There are other ships within this, such as JeanLisa and KaeBedo.