The Sex Investigation Squad
Blaine has befriended the rest of the New Directions guys. In return, they become obsessed with his and Kurt's sex life. (They're pretty sure it doesn't exist and have agreed that, if it does, it probably involves lots of candles and flower petals. But they need to make sure.) Meanwhile, Kurt and Blaine are in an established, happy, sexual Dom/sub relationship, and they're getting increasingly desperate because people keep interrupting their time alone. Things...well, things escalate.
Set in Season 3.
‼️NOT MY STORY AT ALL IT BELONGS TO @thetimesinbetween ON AO3, ALL CREDIT GOES TO THEM. I AM PUTTING IT HERE BECAUSE AO3 ISN'T WORKING FOR ME.‼️