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A BAT-MAN IS NO MAN TO MARRY

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Batman suddenly becomes aware, and puts together a terrible team of sidekicks to assist him in achieving his dream: to leave Gotham City for sunny California, to become the mayor of a small town there, and to marry the love of his life - an entirely unremarkable and somewhat insufferable woman twice his age, who he barely knows. 

But bad luck is seemingly eternally close at hand for the man who is bat... bad luck, or incompetency. Why is this? Why is Batman? What is a Batman anyway?And is it ever a good day to be Batman? 

A bold new and fresh take on an iconic character, by a man who knows absolutely nothing about Batman other than things he has picked up from general exposure to pop culture, and who has never seen a Batman movie except for the 1966 Adam West one, which he saw 15 years ago.All Rights Reserved

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His Precious Gem cover

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Who You Can Still Be - Batjokes cover

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Henchman (JOKER X READER) ✅ cover

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