Grapes
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MatureOngoing12m
Last published Thu, Mar 2, 2023
A crackfic about The Duck Song and Mordecai x Twilight; but the duck is hunting down the man, but it doesn't end there.. there's more delicious crack where the first one came from!
I started this series maybe a year or two ago when Mordetwi was relevant, I kinda switched it up a bit so its a series I can continue with.
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